Johnny Test and the Battle of The Range

Johhny Test and the Battle of The Range is the next film in the John Wick Extended Universe. It was revealed on September 11th 2022, with a release date of January 21st the following year.

Plot
1 day after the events of "John Wicker Chair V Daredevil Ben", John discovers that Daredevil Ben has died due to too much solidified cum inside of his penis. Filled with glee, Jonathan makes his way down to popular shop, The Range. But upon walking into the superstore, he realises that the old manager, Bill, has been replaced with a new manager called Eggsy. John Wicker Chair is surprised to see Eggsy, since last time they saw each other, Johnny Galecki popped a cap in his puny skull. Eggsy tells John that he hates him because he heavily crippled Harry, making their sex life extremely boring. Eggsy then collabs with Mr Burns and proceeds to release the hounds.

Old Johnny Boy manages to escape, killing a few guards while he's at it. He wants to retreat back into his old house, but can't because his house is tied into the Continental hotel. So instead, he goes to the one person he can trust, Guy Incognito. Guy tells Johnny Cash that he needs to kill Eggsy because he has a nuke that he plans to use on Ripley Leisure Centre. John cannot let this happen. John then gathers up an army by walking into Ripley council houses with food and money stuck to him, enticing the poor bastards to get out of their chairs for once. He gives them all weapons, varying from knives to SingStar microphones.

They march their way over to The Range, where Eggsy is standing outside with his army of Dizzee Rascal CD's (that only plays Bonkers), all holding guns. The two armies engage in a large-scale fistfight, with Johnny Bravo's army being victorious. Before killing Eggsy, John cracks an egg on his head and says "Who's the egg now?". He then drowns him poo.

In a post-credit scene, Guy Incognito is shown dealing weapons to Red Bee. Who is John's old friend from when they served in Vietnam together. Red Bee then turns to his highly trained bee companion, Michael, and says that he is going to "drown the world in honey and poo".

Soundtrack
Jessica Guyler made a return to do the soundtrack for this film, but instead of using a guitar, in the final fight scene she uses the sounds of cracking eggs to symbolise that Eggsy's gonna die.